User:RecoomeIsMyLife

Ever since I was a little boy, I'd always felt out of place in society, never knowing quite how to fit in. That all changed one day when I was approached by a strange man who was giving out papers with the image of what I later found out to be our lord and saviour, Recoome. Awestruck, I asked the man "Who is this thicc beast?" He simply chuckled, and walked away to spread the good word. I went home that day, and I searched day and night for the man in the image. Little did I know that I would not find Recoome, but that Recoome would find me. It was around midnight, I was anxious that I could not find Recoome, but suddenly, there was a knock at my door. I got up, opened the door, and there he was, the perfect man. Recoome had found me, and because of that, I had found a new home. He leaned in, and whispered in my ear: RECOOME ERASER GUN. As his holy mouth beam enveloped me, it brought upon me a new sense of enlightenment. I had a mission; to spread his holiness' good word.