Talk:Pan's Secret Adventure/@comment-28010522-20161117073725

Captain's Log: Stardate 1116 point 16.

Our journey takes us to a strange, foreign planet. The planet only has a 2 dimensional single, physical plane which forks three ways. We have visited this planet before through a time-warp that spans less than 1 million light years, but only less than 24 hours from our humans' perspective..

Previously, we have attempted our singled-minded, dedicated attempt to take down and capture the sole entity known as the Twinky-Pwinky-Earry-Bunny-Cutesy-Panny who inhabited the plane. We poured significant resources, but we were not fully dedicated for an all-out-war. Unfortunately, her flight-of-fancy escaped our great battle formation, and never to be seen again until another adventure and misgotten chance comes to be.

This planet is strange indeed. It does not stay visible and stay accessible at any time of the day or night, or for long period. It is like a business retail chain on Earth that opens 8-12 hours a day, but only allows a single visitor entry. We have waited, and now it reopens itself to our full delight!

We prepared well this time. We are highly-charged to take this growing itch-on-our-backside once and for all to collect the most prized reward! That is, the intra-galactically super duper rare Twinky-Pwinky-Earry-Cutesy-Panny memorable collectable card! We hoped this card would be what we hoped, whatever that means. We also hoped she would grace her even intra-galactically super duper rare autograph and lay a sweet kiss on it as a bonus!

Sad to say, we failed again, this time at a higher cost of 50 ACT. We got other reward in the form of oh-not-so-cutesy Saibamen cards. These creatures are, in their alternate dimension, infinitely spiteful. They spit acid! They self-destruct! They are one ugly mofos! We don't want them. We don't want to have any dealings with such species! No, we definitely don't want them!

We will engage a comeback!