Thread:Whalordius TDD/@comment-33555938-20190730084036

this guy has too many waifus, and makes a ton of dirty jokes. (DO NOT CHALLENGE HIM TO A WAIFU OFF, HE WILL SHRED YOU TO THE POINT YOU LOOK HOMELESS

this guy lives in a beautiful dewang and his stand is more powerful than.... ZA WARADU

where did his admin go????

ThisUserLikesDiabetes (I’m sorry Oreo liker)

Pokécy

(Quotev friends)

BAKAsan(quotev name)

Me: this is sad... I’m sad... I don’t have an LR...

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Well, a long time ago, Screw it, actually never, LR’s are nowhere for me. Nowhere is everywhere but me, It’s so everywhere you don’t even need a when. In fact, you don’t even need a where.

That’s how impossible for me to pull an LR it is....

“Screw this, I wanna do something, be someone” bandai said. “So I’m going to make LR’s, its already in the code, so I should be able to do it.”

Wait— pause, is that 10,000 stones?

Lets shaft him... With NAILS AND R’s!

There’s something alive in the code.

Hey look, there’s the LR pixels, they float around at the bottom of the code eating LR code soup, being fresh and hot at the bottom of the game code. Oh yeah and it can do.... that.

The pixels are programmed to duplicate into different colors.

Weather update- there’s a super saiyan gogeta coming out.

Weather update- janemba and gogeta were just pulled by Whalordius.

Weather update- Lr Goku is realeased.

It’s a full picture, it’s the code, it’s the super attack, it’s the ultimate attack.

Well that’s the card and stuff...

Weather update- LR broly is released.

Me: Is that an LR broly?

Bandai: NO

me:why?

Bandai: ITS A SUPER SAIYAN 3 VEGETA.

Me: oh... I hate you.

Bandai: NOW THERES LR GOHAN! *ding*

Me: neat, Now I can possibly pull an LR. Cmon let’s spend 1300 stones.

Bandai: nope, and there’s no chances of even pulling a 120% lead either.

Me: *uses all of my stones*

NOW THATS THE START OF THE NO 120% LEADS!

Here, have an str janemba first multi (me in the back: *BLEEP* YES! *BLEEEEEEEEP* YES! I *BLEEEP* GOT IT! *Proceeds to run around the room like a psychopath* *clicks again* me: JANEEEEMBAA DUUUUUUUPE!!! Starts to sing: im a *BLEEP* lucky bastard, im a *BLEEP* lucky bastard! (Btw kids, an autistic gore loving cross breed of a sociopath/psychopath dancing is not a pretty image.) Oh look, I pulled gotenks first single... After pulling a ssj4 gogeta.....

Bandai: now will you shut up?

Me: no

Bandai: we aren’t giving you an LR. So deal with it.

Weather update- LR trunks is released.

*never ever pulls an LR from that banner because I don’t have any dragon stones pretty much at all.

And now, there's LR bojack. *doesn't pull him* Oh look! LR Gogeta and Vegito *doesn't pull either of them cause I'm the most unlucky person on dokkan*

Now there's LR beerus, did he pull him?

No! Its another frickg han.

Me: I ain't even mad, especially from 69 (lol) tickets!!

Oh look! A ticket banner!

Here, have an into gogetadupe and a str ult gohan

And that’s, “the history of me not pulling any LR’s at all I guess” Status update, took 2 1\2 years, but i got two now. It ENNNDS! 